Margate
Markyate
The Gate
The Bill
The Ball
Flower of the Cannonball Tree
Couroupita guianensis
Music
al jolson
Pacino
Paul Simon
Simon Cowell 
Pop Idol
Idle Pop
One Foot In The Grave
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Lazy Father
Dopey Dad
Doc, Sneezy, Sleepy & Dopey
Wot's up Doc?
Holliday
What's Up Doc
Funny Girl (and a pretty good singer as well)
Katherine Jenkins
(Well she hasn't been on the forum for a while.)
Thanks for waking me up :)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/wales/sport/media/050306kath?size=4x3&bgc=C0C0C0&nbram=1&bbram=1
I Only Want To Be With You ;)
Music Teacher of the year. ( Katherine does the voice over for the competition advert on Classic FM )
A we handy handful
(Anagramatical translation from Welsh to Scottish.)
Handyman
Bob the Builder
Bob and Tom
Mr. Obvious
If the game grinds to a halt because no one has replied to a challenge or because the successful challenger has failed to post a new word, the game can be restarted by anyone after 1 hour.
DorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDay
DorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDayDorisDay
(Just an attempt to get Fergie's attention.)
Mary Ann von Kappelhoff
Delectable
Come on Fergie.
The Delectable DayThe boy on the famous gray pony,
Just bidding good-bye at the door,
Plucking up maiden heart for the fences
Where his brother won honour of yore.The walk to 'the Meet' with fair children,
And women as gentle as gay,—
Ah! how do we male hogs in armour
Deserve such companions as they?The afternoon's wander to windward,
To meet the dear boy coming back;
And to catch, down the turns of the valley,
The last weary chime of the pack.The climb homeward by park and by moorland,
And through the fir forests again,
While the south-west wind roars in the gloaming,
Like an ocean of seething champagne.And at night the septette of Beethoven,
And the grandmother by in her chair,
And the foot of all feet on the sofa
Beating delicate time to the air.Ah, God! a poor soul can but thank Thee
For such a delectable day!
Though the fury, the fool, and the swindler,
To-morrow again have their way!Eversley, 6th November 1872.
by Charles Kingsley
Written in 1872
Eversley Church
[img]http://www.stmaryseversley.org.uk/Jean's%20Church%20colour%20-%20small.jpg[/img]
Poruba Church (Slovakia)
St. Nicholas
Father Christmas
reindeer
Glen Shee
Braes o’Angus
Ye banks and braes o bonnie Doon
Where are you, Fergie???
the other Fergie - Stacy (Fergie) Ferguson
TV
Fergy
Bluebells
Young at heart
Church bells
Whisky
FERGY!!!!
You should have posted this :rolleyes:
....... I expect that Robert prefers 'old and mature'
Seeing Double
Double Diamond.
works wonders, works wonders, works wonders
So drink one today.
Don't Drink the Water
track 15 He turned the water into wine - Johnny Cash
Sea of Galilee
Brian
REG:
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Architecture Art Literature Language
(Latin)
Sanitation
(sewage) Aqueducts Education Irrigation
( water supply)
The calendar Coins Cement and bricks Public heated baths
Turnips and carrots Paved streets and pavements Apples, pears and grapes Benefits (free food) for poor citizens
Roads Wine Cats Stinging nettles
Towns Glass Street Cleaners Shops
Laws Tenement Blocks Public order Firemen and Police
Parks Cabbages & peas Public libraries Public notices and advertisements
Literature
Not a lot, really.
Oh, and they scattered their maker's image about, quite a bit. So you could probably add, - Us.
Some sources suggest that the Romans brought stinging nettles with them to Britain's shores to keep themselves warm by stinging the skin. Ouch
or to make Nettle Beer ?
Eat Your Greens!
the green man
A plug for John Price's neck of the woods.
Hay Feeder
The Swan
Swan Upping
Swan Neck Light
Swan Necking
Wild Swans by Jang Chung
Wild geese
Spring by the Dunajec river near Tarnow - wild geese are coming back from Africa to Poland.
The Mercenaries
By Ding Dang Dong. (after ED. )
1) Circle left.
2) Shake right hand, finger pointed, then left hand.
3) Circle right.
4) Slap knees, clap hands, slap knees (twice).
Its HOKEY COKEY to me.
Whoa-o
For John
http://dragon.sleepdeprived.ca/songbook/songs2/s2_26.htm
Whoa! not so fast!
OK Carry On As Before
Carry on regardless.
COR!
Apple
Mac
Donald
Beware Of This Pear :rolleyes:
Appearances can be deceiving
It's All In The Detail ;)
Or in the Editing
Ed Sullivan & Frank Sinatra
Bilko to you too !
A Very Frank Remark!
"Nancy With The Laughing Face"
Phil Silvers
(Sometimes they do)
http://ia.imdb.com pics don't show, don't show, don't show, I want a pound sent to me for everyone I've told that on this thread :p
Evelyn Patrick
Why aren't my pictures showing?
The Three Crosses, 1653
Rembrandt nose :D You Know
Mark of the beast
Spears
Zulu
South Wales Borderers
Celts
Celt
That swan celt I haven't seen.
Swan Lake
Blindness (as long as you can see '69' you are ok)
I don't follow your line?
That would be a first. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
red-green
Amber.
P.S.
Come On E D explain Blindness connection to Swan Lake.
Amber
Ans GeeCee's cryptic ' I haven't seen '
Aw by Gum and I though it were:
colour-blind casting
http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/theatre/news/article347380.ece
or
http://www.houstontheaterdistrict.org/en/articles/printview.asp?67
Swan Lake will be Mr. Welch’s second evening-length work for Houston Ballet. His other works for the company include Indigo (1999), Bruiser (2000), the evening-length Tales of Texas (2004), Blindness (2004), Bolero (2004), and Nosotros (2005).
:rolleyes:
Ee, By Gum !
I'm a Lancastrian - Nobody's perfect.
(Quote from your website :- "In Mr. Welch’s production, Prince Siegfried meets Odette as a maiden, not as a swan, which makes the relationship between the doomed lovers seem more credible." )
You can say that again !! ;) ;)
VW
Almost
Hmm. Two snakes climbing up a pole to get at a pigeon which is just about to take off.
Hmmm. Must be significant.
Quote:- "The link between the caduceus of Hermes (Mercury) and medicine seems to have arisen by the seventh century A.D., when Hermes had come to be linked with alchemy. Alchemists were referred to as the sons of Hermes, as Hermetists or Hermeticists and as "practitioners of the hermetic arts". There are clear occult associations with the caduceus.
The caduceus was the magic staff of Hermes (Mercury), the god of commerce, eloquence, invention, travel and theft, and so was a symbol of heralds and commerce, not medicine. The words caduity & caducous imply temporality, perishableness and senility."
There's always one
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
Cuckoo in the nest
Checkout tension
Tenshun
Tennis
Ten is the base of the decimal numeral system
mal numeral (Focus DIY)
Toilet Seat
Paper
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Central/02/08/prison.escape.ap/
Inmate escapes using toilet-paper gunOMAHA, Nebraska (AP) -- A prison inmate who escaped by brandishing a fake gun made of toilet paper, tape and black ink was captured four days later after a gunfight with police on a busy Omaha street.
What did he use for bullets?
I only have a paper thin answer :(
Is it as thin as Rice Paper ?
Treasure Hunt
Island
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
island in the sun
Saucy Mary's Castle
Bloody Mary
Vodka & Tomato Juice
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
Bloody Murphy
red potato.
Red Oktober
Lasoda
Tuber
Tuba
Tuba To Cuba
http://www.tuba2cuba.org.uk/people.htm
Old Tubal Cain was a man of might
In the days when the Earth was young
Genesis
Phil Collins
Joan Collins
http://ia.imdb.com/ another pound for another picture that doesn't show Ray :)
Jackie
Didn't know Ray was on the picture. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You are correct :)
A Tennis Club
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
Spot
Sweet
Leilani
Heavenly Garland
Judy
punch
Line
Time
Gentlemen please
Behave yourselves
we have four elves
Shoe Maker's Elves
Can you Bear any more?
ice to meet you
To meet you, ice
Didn't geecee do well
Robert.
Not Fergie, but one of his mates.
The Bruce
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
E.L.O.'s, "Don't Bring Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....Grrruucce!
or
Don't bring me down.....Bruce!
or
Don't bring me down.....Bruce!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down.....Grroosss!
Martin Johnson
Rugby Leg end
Still TOPical ;)
Double Tops
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
For Tea?
TT
Audi
Rear End
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
Rearing up
Ferrari
Toys for the Boys ( Clarkson, etc)
Roboraptor
doyouthinkhesaurus
Rollator
Shoppy
(ED's slipping. That IS a Rollator !!!!! )
shopping centre (cribbs causeway)
Giant's Causeway
Basalt
Pipe Organ
Mouth Organ
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
Larry
Genevieve
Saint
Bond
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
Bond
Premium
Rate :mad:
Council Tax :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Tacks
Stack
Stacks Of Tax
Tall stacks
idermy
Eyecatching
Getting Stuffed
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
Stop!
Starve
A Fleaver
a cleaver
Ouch!
Clamped
Clampett.
Elie Mae
Hot
Bars
Colour
BBC 
TV
Art Bars are OK
Chocolate Bars are Better
:p :p
Cocktail bar
Hey Ba Ba Rebop
I am not a pheasant Plucker
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
The sick sixth Sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
shall we call an ambulance or a vet? :confused:
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
Are you sorry you asked ;)
yes but, no but!, I don't know ;)
Take that
back
Space
Open Spaces
Friends of GB :rolleyes:
Close Encounters
Danger Mouse
Danger! men working overhead. :rolleyes: 
Airline Pilots
Pothead
Potsherd
The Drops
Hanging Around
tired of hanging around [img] http://images.play.com/covers/918072m.jpg[/img] The Zutons.
Hanging Around, Hanging Around, Hanging Around
SQUAWK!!!
Capt'n Flint 
"Pirate goes into a bar and says, "me parrot can sing. I pull his left leg, he sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, I pull his right leg he sings Appy Birthday." And sure enough, the parrot does it. Someone asks, " What happens if you pull both his legs?" and the parrot says ,
"I fall off my perch you idiot."
Plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber.
She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived.
He knocked on the door; the lady's parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"
He replied, "It's the plumber."
He thought it was the lady who'd said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didn't happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!"
He waited, and again the lady didn't come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!!!!!!!!"
Again he waited; again she didn't come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?"; "Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!" he said, flying into a rage; he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges. He suffered a heart attack and he fell dead in the doorway.
The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway, "A dead body!" she exclaimed, "Who is it?!"
The parrot said, "It's the plumber."
That's a corker!
Whiskey & Fishing
Whiskey
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to
empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else...
I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork
from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the
exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the
second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass,
which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured
the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth
bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I
pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it,
and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass
and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass,
bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the
glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which
were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and
finally I had all the houses in one bottle,which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as
thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I
stand here, the longer I get.
Ronnie Barker
(Dont you just hate when ED gives the correct caption ? )
Pisrmronunciation
"Good evening. I am the president of the Loyal Society for the Relief of Suffers from Pismronunciation, for the relief of people who can't say their worms correctly, or who use the wrong worms entirely, so that other people cannot underhand a bird they are spraying. It's just that you open your mouse, and the worms come turbling out in wuck a say that you dick not what you're thugging to be, and it's very distressing.
"I'm always looing it, and it makes one feel umbumftorcacle, especially when one is going about one's diddly tasks. Slopping at the Sloopermarket, for instance. Only last wonk, I approached the chuckout point, and I shooed the ghoul behind the crash desk the contents of my trilly, and she said 'All right, granddad, shout 'em out.' Well, of course, that's fine for the ordinary man in the stoat who has no dribble with his wolds. For someone like myself, it's worse than a kick in the jackstrop.
"Sometimes, you get stuck on one letter, such as wubbleyou. And I said, 'Well, I've got a tin of woup, a woucumber, two packets of wheese and a walliflower'. She tried to make fun of me and said, 'That will be woo pounds, wifty-wee pence.' So I just said 'Wobblers!' and walked out.
"So you see how dickyfelt it is. But help is at hand. A new society has been formed by our mumblers to help each other in times of excream ices. It is balled Pismronouncers Unanimous, and anyone can ball them up on the smellyphone any time of the day or note, twenty-four flowers a spray, seven stays a creek, and they will come 'round and get drunk with you.
"For foreigners, there will be inperpetwitters, who will all speak many sandwiches, such as Swedish, Turkish, Burkish, Jewish, Gibberish and Rubbish. Membranes will be able to attend tight stool, for heaving classes, to learn how to grope with the many complinkities of the daily loaf.
"Which brings me to the drain reason for squeaking to you tonight. The society's first function as a body was a grand garden freight, and we hope for many more bodily functions in the future. The garden plate was held in the grounds of Blennham Paleyass, Woodstick, and the guest of horror was the great American pip singer, Manny Barrellow. The fete was opened by the bleeder of the opposition, Mister Dale Pinnock ... Pillock, who gave us a few well-frozen worms in praise of the society's jerk. He said that 'In the creeks and stunts that lie ahead, we must do out nut roast to ensure that it sucks weeds.' "And everyone visited the various stores and abrusements, the rudeabouts, thing boats and the dodgers, and of course, all the old favorites such as Srty your Length, guessing the weight of the cook and tinning the pale on the wonky. The occasion was great fun, and I think it can safely be said that all the men present and thoroughly good women were had all the time.
"So, please join out society. Write to me, Doctor Small Pith, The Spanner, Poke Moses, and I will send you some brieflets to browse through and a brass badge to wear in your loophole."
So Music Hall is alive and well then
So Music Hall is alive and well then
Echo problem solved in 1969
This is where they Met.
Live
Unlike Albert (Hall ) -not Ramsbottom.
(Not the Royal Opera House. - Or were you outEDing ED? )
GeeCee
Good Evans, David. What's that?
Hope I'm not winding you up !
Clockwork
Orange
Revolution
Evolution
Revolution
Evolution
repetition
Repetition is all there is and all that is is repetition.
Repetition is every electron circling every nucleus.
Repetition is life, and the living and the dying.
Repetition is every galaxy spinning in space.
Repetition is every texture and pattern.
Repetition is lungs breathing.
Repetition is hearts beating.
Repetition is cells dividing.
Repetition is meditation.
Repetition is rhythm.
Repetition is music.
Repetition is dance.
Repetition is echo.
We are repetition.
I love repetition!
Repeat after me.
Twice
irresistible
Back packer travel kit.
Mosquito
Vetrans
starven
Taverns
Cheers!
Big Ears
Bigfoot
Man in monkey suit
I now seem to spend a lot of time arguing with inanimate objects
They prosecuted some poor sucker in these United States
for teachin' that man descended from the apes
They coulda settles that case without a fuss or fight
If they'd seen me chasin' you sugar
Thru the jungle last night
They'd a called in that jury and a one two three said
'Part man part monkey, definitely'
Part Monkey
Grease Monkey
Travolta
Edna Turnblad :eek:
Hairspray
is she wearing hairspray? ;)
Where ?
Wye?
Don't talk Wet! :p
Ferry
Mersey
Gerry and the Pacemakers
Famous Stars and their Guitars!
Eric Clapton
Tripod Gitar stand :rolleyes:
sitar stand
George
Formby
Southport
Th' Pier
Northport
Eastport
Stating the obvious - Westport ( somewhere in the North east of the USA)
Stockport
Portsmouth
See previous picture:-
On March 10, 1998, the President of the USS WISCONSIN ASSOCIATION commissioned this site as usswisconsin.org .
Hopefully this web-site will enlighten all people world-wide to the awesome power and strength of all our Battleships.
Ooh Eck !!
Gosport
Childsup (anag)
mouth of the Aura
Aural
Saved
Saved Again
Sunflower
buccal funnel