It's the "Tennis, Elbow, Foot" game... Round 85

Manfred von Richtofen.

Dan Dare

Dan's enemy

The Mekon

(Or something like that :confused: )

Eagle Eyed Observation :)

The Eagle

The truth is out there...

Multimillionair

I've been rumbled.

....in the jungle.

Baloo

Hulabaloo

Nine

Hanif Kureishi

Buddha of Suburbia

Greetings from Singapore

Aah So !!

and so say all of us!!!

With knobs on !!!

Knees

up Mother Brown

this mother brown?

Knees up. Knees up. Don't get the breeze up.

Old mother Riley

Lord Lucan

Lady Lucan and Arthur

Otto

Private Doberman.

Bilko

Sergeant

Pepper.

Salt

Mine

Field

Day

Trip

Adenosine Triphosphate

Adenosine diphosphate

O[C@H]1[C@H]([C@H](N2C3=C
(N=C2)C(N)=NC=N3)O[C@@H]
1COP(O)(OP(O)(O)=O)=O)O

Do Please Pay Attention !!

Pay attention L/Corporal Jones!

Don't tell him Pike !!

Frank

talk

Talk Talk

Carphone Warehouse

Talk the talk walk the walk.

Squawk Squawk

[img]http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/3/{09AEF544-0F02-410F-A3FD-0C025FB13104}/APBG00.jpg[/img] parrot talk.

Language Class

Body language

Screaming Lord Sutch

Athens

Feta cheese

olives

Popeye's

Spinach

Beans

[IMG]http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/3/{65CEA957-99A4-4D08-92B9-011D08BD59B9}/ACKC89.jpg[/IMG]

Raw Spinach

Before being Genetically Modified into Pickled Cabbage

Malta

George Cross

Gerrard's Cross

Gerrard's Liverpool Captain

Ex-LIverpool Captain

Un(villa) real!!

Madrid

Museo del Prado

Museo del Padua

Usual Domed Pea

Please don't mention peas when I'm having a drink. :o :o

Lathyrus odoratus

Pick-me-up

Scotch Broom

Witches' broomstick

Granny Weatherwax

Hilta GOATFOUNDER

Sabrina.

Jennifer

The White Lady of Wharton base

Samlesbury Hall

hall and oats

Richard de Lathom

Torboc (anag)

Tarbock

BATROCK
Origin: English

Coat of Arms: Silver with a black cross and a black stripe across the top on which there are two silver roses.

Crest: A hand holding a black cross.

Motto: Ora et labora.

Motto Translated: Pray and work.

Batfink

Bat poo

(Planet Earth)

Google Earth

Good Earth

Compost - I'm off back into the garden !!

I don't blame you !

A right Charlie. ..;)

I agree!

Carlo & Camilla

Happy Couple

[IMG]http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/3/{2726806E-7B74-4049-9843-033B247684D4}/ACYXAA.jpg[/IMG]

(And the best of luck to them)

Do you think they need it ?

Need what?

LUCK

Lady

Camilla

[IMG]http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/3/{83F5EDA9-C11B-4490-905F-3359FB9F76D9}/ACYX61.jpg[/IMG]

(Money and a high position in the pecking order will get you lots of things, but they won't guarantee happiness. Like I said, The Best of Luck to them ;) )

Lyman

"From the outside, Camilla Lyman seemed to have been born to the perfect life. The Lymans were a wealthy Boston Brahmin family, and Camilla grew up on their luxurious Ricefields estate. But behind the walls of the estate, life wasn’t happy for young Camilla. In fact, the seeds of isolation and depression that may have helped to lead to Lyman’s murder were sown in her childhood."

Is that pronounced Li man or Lie man. .:confused:

'Upon her fathers death she live the life of a transvestite'. I guess it's pronounced 'lie' :confused:

Marius Sophus Lie

Marry a sofa to lie on ????:confused: ????

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(Bigus lazium lumpii)

Somnolent

Not loaned everything you have yet ???:confused:

Shark

The American magazine Time has recommended the little-known sport of yak skiing in India as one of the 10 best ways in Asia to relax the mind.
The magazine's Asian edition says this "implausible extreme sport" involves going at rocket speed uphill attached by rope to a yak charging downhill.

In the morning, Mr Dorje heads to a high slope with his beasts, trailing out a rope behind him. When he reaches the top, he ties a large pulley to a tree, loops the rope through it and attaches the cord to a stamping, snorting yak.

Then it is all down to the skier, who is tied to the other end of the rope. They shake the bucket of nuts to attract the yak - and put it down fast as the beast charges down the mountain, pulling the skier upwards at terrifying speed.

"If you forget yourself in the excitement and shake the bucket too soon, you'll be flattened by two hairy tons of behemoth," the magazine says.

Mr Dorje's advice is: "Never shake the bucket of nuts before you're tied to the yak rope."

Yak (extreme sport for OAPs)

Obviously a ploy by the medical profession to increase turnover.

sounds like one of Baldrick's cunning plans.:)

"I have come up with a plan so cunning that if it were alive, you could call it a weasel."

pop goes the weasel.

0.2265 kilogrammes of treacle

can you wrap it for me please Geecee? ;)

Words and Music

http://www.nurseryrhymes4u.com/PORTLA2new/Page_160.html

Song without words - Felix Lewis

Code

c

I See

sea

saw

Jig

Fig, and Mrs. Pig

Hansard (No, not about MPs :rolleyes: )

For Pete's Sake ;)

Rice Wine :p

nice wine.

Liebfraumilch :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"In the British comedy Only Fools and Horses Series 6, episode called Dates, Delboy states that a refined woman should know the difference between Liebfraumilch and a can of Tizer."

German

- oenology is foreign to me.

Genealogy is inheritable. ;)

(I've been doing it all day. :) )

Have you been climbing family trees Robert? :confused:

Yes,
(and finding out that my family tree is laden with nuts)

coconuts?

Counting

Counting Calories

counting sheep.

Counting on Fingers.

"Counting in binary (or base two) is truly a skill to master. Representing a number in binary only requires two numerals (0 and 1). Therefore, we can let each finger represent one digit of a binary number. A raised finger represents a one (1), and a lowered finger represents a zero (0). In this fashion, it is possible to count on your fingers up to 1,023 (29 + 28 + 27 + 26 + 25 + 24 + 23 + 22 + 21 + 20). However, caution is advised as the number four is prone to offend onlookers."

Counting My Blessings

Wye?

Winston

Binary four - as explained by Geecee. ( which may be referred to in future as giving someone a 'winston') :)

Two Inns

Binary four is not the V sign, that is binary six, this is binary four

middle finger

I thought that you would put him on the right path. :p

Would that be the path of Righteousness?

I stand corrected ED, but WC puts it much more eloquently than I could possibly do. :D

Please try not to mention WC's while I'm having a drink..:o .:D

Dandelions

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

As children we called them 'Pee The Beds'. Picking them was inviting trouble.

You are quick tonight.
Older, and wiser, I suppose.

Have one on me.
And I Do mean a Drink.

OK then

Cheers (I'll send you the bill) :D
(for the drink)

Just take it out of what you owe me.

Only one drink, mind.

We don't want a whole bed of dandelions. Do we ?

OK. Better get back on track now I suppose. :rolleyes:

Rubber sheet

(Hey...Just noticed that I got the 1000th posting on this thread. Whatever happened to the 250 cut-off....:confused: :confused: :confused: )

Rubber Duck

Duck-a-Doodle Doo

For Fergie

http://forums.dvdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=37177

DUKW (WW2 - updated to 'DUCK')

Donald Duck.

Amfibion

Seabee

Sunderland

During the war, on holiday, I went in a rowing boat on Lake Windermere, with three mates.
Sunderlands were stationed there, and we decided to row around one.
We heard shouts from the shore, and a motor- boat came towards us. So we scarpered.
The air-crew got in the plane, followed us out, and took-off right over us. We were well and truly soaked from the water cascading down from the hull.
We never did that again.

Museum & Winter Gardens

The Black Cats

The Black Abbots

Russ Abbot

Russ Conway

Side Saddle

Windsor Castle

pub 2000

Newgate Brewery

Fudge

Blarney

Stone

The Pantheon

Statue

So what has panther to do with statue

I'm with Fergie on this. :rolleyes:

I'm sure I dont know what you are twittering on about. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

This Panther Geecee.

Tchaikovsky's Symphony No. 6 in b minor

Morris

Maurice Chevalier

Mauritius

Tamarin

Falls

Road

Needless

The Needless Inn

The Needles

Needless Jam

Rockall

No traffic Jams there

The Needles

pins and needles. :eek:

Tingling fingers

track 7 - Tingling in the fingers

Raynose Phenomenon

Raynaud's Syndrome

NOT Frostbite/Hypothermia

Bunches of five

Bunches of Bananas

Boat

Song

The Muppets

(I have a DVD of the Muppets singing The Banana Boat Song with Harry Belafonte )

I don't believe that.
And the Muppets are obviously very cross about it.

muppetcentral.com don't allow their pictures to be linked

Chorus:
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

phone rings

Kermit: "Hello?... Just a second... It's for you..."

Mahna Mahna (from the other end of the phone line): Mahna Mahna!

Wallace: "The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna?"
Statler: "The question is, who cares?

What a Muppet!!!

Cary - Hello boys I'm back!!

Show

http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=1179 .................(Mahna Mahna) A picture is worth 1000 words.

Welcome back. Where have you been ?

The Snowths Do-doo-be-do-do!.

Cary - Been resigning from my job, getting a new one, moving back home.............

Animal (Mahna Mahna)

Fozzie Bear - "Wakka wakka wakka!"

Cary

Polar Bear

Pooh Bear

Cary

Pooh Sticks

Sharon

Den

tist

ry cooder

Rodeo cry

Wolf

Whitefang

Jack London

Call of the Wild

Kim Wilde.

Kim Basinger

once one of Charlie's Angels.

Charlie Chaplin

stan laurel

Fatty Arbuckle

Virginia Rappe

Roscoe

Look Buster

Blockbuster (video).

Bablock bus terminal

Heckmondwyke

Cabinet

Prime Minister

Yes

Yes Prime Minister

Cary

Maybe

May Bee

Bumble Bee

Sting

Gordon Matthew Sumner

Cary

The Police

Cops n' robbers

Z-Cars

(Possibly before your time)

X-Files

G-Men

No Hiding Place

As we are still on Z Cars :rolleyes: (Although Rigsby did appear in NHP)

The A-Team

Y-Fronts

Pants

and puffs

Balls

Fungi

Mushroom Soup

Turnip and whisky soup: :confused:

Mock Turtle Soup

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Master Splinter

Yoshi

Yosser Hughes

Theoden, King of Rohan

Bernard Hill

Shirley Valentine

Joe Bradshaw

Hoovering The Moon

Willy Russell

Educating Rita

Acorn

Calendar Girls

Vargas Girls

Vernons Girls

Vernonscope

Filters

lifters (anag)

'I don't actually remember giving permission for my photo to be used and I will soon be discussing this matter with my solicitors. ' - Vladimir Smortchkov, Russia

'On second thoughts, I think I'll come round for a little talk. I could do with some excercise.'

You can have a go on my bouncy castle :D

That's fine, I enjoy a bit of bouncing.
Vladimir Smortchkov,

Dangerous

(Been banned from children's play areas in Stirling by the miserable sods on on the council who have ruled it as being likely to cause injury and is threfore a danger to children. :mad: )

Dan

(You could do with a Borthwick in charge again.)

Dare

Pilot of the Future

HOTOL - Plane of the future

Tom Cruise Missile